what if bruno mars and taylor swift dated and then broke up IMAGINE THE SONGS
writing “etc” on an exam because you dont remember any more examples
just a massive shout out to pringles who give you a good 95% chip to air ratio in their packets
Dear future husband,
Do this. I will love you forever.
Britain
- 2 weeks ago: Heat stroke
- Today: Drowning
- you know
- how you see people’s icons all the time
- and you start to think that that’s how they look
- and then they post a picture of themselves
- and you’re like
- “holy shit! you’re not andrew garfield!”
- and your world crashes down around you
UM, CAT BURGLAR.
- Natalie: That's nice... for jazz.
- Henry: I'm going to totally pretend you didn't say it like that.
- Natalie: It's just-- the thing is-- with jazz, how do you ever know that you got it right? It's just making shit up.
- Henry: Which is also know as the act of creation!
- Natalie: Oh, you're one of those pretentious stoner types.
- Henry: Well we know I'm not pretentious. But I'm definitely not classical. So rigid and structured-- no room for improvisation, you need to play the notes on the paper.
- Natalie: Yeah and, what did Mozart know anyways, he should have just smoked and jammed.
- Henry: I like the way you think.
